Got a random idea last night for a parody song for my D&D group to welcome the new party member, so tonight I wrote it up and now I'm researching how to actually combine audio tracks etc so I can make it properly...if only I had this much energy when it came to actually useful activities...

I'll post it once I have it recorded, but the lyrics are:

We think you're stealthy when you've got your chainmail on
We think you're mighty when you're at your normal size
I know you're so strong, that I can hide behind you, behind you

Before we met you
It was alright, but we were kinda squishy
You brought us your sword, now every single battle
We'll have two tanks to fight, on our side

Let's go kill some foes tonight
No regrets, just blood
We can fight, until they die
You and us, we'll be victorious

This party
Is only getting more heroic
With every battle we're growing strong
Let's face our foes and don't ever back down, don't ever back down
My heart stops
When I'm cornered in a battle
But then I see you come running in
So grow giant and then come rescue me, then come rescue me

I'ma cast my buffs on you with my magic harp
Be your support class tonight
Gonna cast my buffs on you with my magic harp
Be your support class tonight
(Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)

****

To the tune of Teenage Dream by Katy Perry. Because of course lol. The initial idea was because the new party member is a Fighter with Rune Knight subclass, which can grow to Large size, and made an in-character joke about how people talk about her deeds when she's 10 feet tall, never when she's 5 feet tall. And then the idea of "we think you're mighty, when you're at your normal size" popped into my head, and then obviously I had to do it lol.

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